We were so close. We can be like that again.
"Portrait of Madame de Pompadour" (1756) (detail) by François Boucher (1703-1770).
[farts and then plugs nose] see, it’s a metaphor. it’s only my fart if i smell it. see? i never smelled it, only released the fart into the air. it could be my fart, but i’m not giving it the power to be. a metaphor.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck